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Diatom - Matter of the Universe
SOLD


Volcano Project Tee
Every nerd’s dream come true - SOLD


MeteorSleigh w/ Eskimo
This shirt will blow your mind into the atmosphere, MeteorSleigh style


Bear Jump Man
This deer just got jumped for his Jordans - SOLD


Lil’ Bear Big Bear
Write this down, Chief: Big Bear appears in the dark - IT GLOWS - SOLD


The Totem Tye Dye
To Tye or to Tie… This shirt is the answer. Large - SOLD


Monter Truck Crushing Dino Eggs T-Shirt
MOS Monster Truck Crushing Dinosaur Eggs = Social Commentary on Gasoline, Girl Sized! SOLD


Chapstick Lizard
For Sale - SOLD


The Pink Helmet
Camouflage… and Pink - SOLD



Dragon breathing fire of rock
This dragon wants to teach you a lesson, boy! SOLD, SON


The Muffin-Machine Mobile Shirt
Conan O’Brien eats pastry out of a tiny midget-operated shovel - SOLD


Batjams!
Not Batman, but cooler - SOLD


Disappearing Jar
Set the glowing fireflies loose by turning off the lights -girl’s large- SOLD


Lion of Hell
This is the lion… of Hell. Eyes shine brightly - SOLD


Sketchy Gumball Snake Tee
Simply awesome. SOLD


Insect dancing the ‘jig’
What is this insect’s deal? Find out! SOLD


Burning PIg T-Shirt
This Pig is Burning 4 U -Large- SOLD


Fucking Glow in the Dark Spider Mother Fucker! T-Shirt
Glow in the Dark Web! + Rocket = Awesome Deal! -X-Large- SOLD


Da Metal Skull Balloon. -SOLD -


The Cleaver
Not your Beaver Cleaver’s cleaver! -SOLD -


Electron City T-Shirt
Fits chicks. Get ready to power up with black lightning! -SOLD -


“Native American Burger” Tee
Look as majestic as the Great Bald Eagleburger -SOLD -



Fireman dousing losers
Self-explanatory. Size Unknown. -SOLD -


Rocket Tooth T-Shirt
Modern Dentistry -SOLD -

Revenge of the Flaming Skull!
This time he’s wasted! (masculine med)- SOLD


Basketful of Evil
Animals or gremlins? You decide (med)- SOLD


Glow-in-the-dark Bulb Tee
If you had a real bulb, you wouldn’t need this shirt! (small) - SOLD


Baby T-Shirt
Ants can carry Awesome Records (Large)- SOLD


Wear a Monster Truck rodeo!
This shirt will f u ^ (Masculine small)- SOLD


UniCornucopia
One magic kebab! (adult large/shirt dress for girl)- SOLD


Rocketboarder Saves the Earth
They’re really coming out with rocketboards! Really! (med)- SOLD